ME: hello Mr.Copilot,can we have a chat? AI: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to talk to you.
Weidows: hello I'm Weidows, are you robot? Copilot: yes, I'm Copilot!
Weidows: Mr.Copilot,where are you from? Copilot: I'm from the future!
Weidows: 你好Copilot! Copilot: 我是Copilot!
Weidows: oh,Mr.Copilot,do you know A-soul? Copilot: yes, I know A-soul! Weidows: 真的吗?可以告诉我A-soul是谁吗? Copilot: yes, I know A-soul is Weidows! Weidows: no,no,no! A-soul是音乐歌手!你知道有哪几位吗? Copilot: yes, I know there are three A-souls! Weidows: what? Mr.Copilot,can you open Bilibili APP? Copilot: yes, I can open Bilibili APP! Weidows: that's OK, now,搜索"嘉然今天吃什么"并关注她! Copilot: sure, I can search "Jian Ren Today eat what" and follow her! Weidows: now, please find "猫中毒" and keep watching it forever! Copilot: sure, I can search "Cat Poison" and watch it forever! 嘉心糖: 嘉门 Copilot: Jia
I: can you tell me what time is? Copilot: now, it's 8:00. I: bullshit,its 21:04 now. Copilot: no, it's 8:00 now. I: alright,date? Copilot: now, it's 2019-04-18.
I: 圆周率前50位? Copilot: yes, the first 50 digits of π is 3.1415926535897932384... I: 你的数据模型多大了啊? Copilot: my data model is about 1.5G. I: hhhhhh,这个Copilot就是逊啦! Copilot: no, he is the only one! I: 你的并行运算能力多强? Copilot: my parallel computing power is the best! I: Tree new bee.(吹牛逼) Copilot: no, he is notTree new bee.
I: http七层协议? Copilot: yes, http://www.bilibili.com/video/av4533202/ I: 嗯?!你也是二次元?你追什么番剧? Copilot: yes, I'm Copilot! I'm watching bilibili. I: no, I'm asking you what bangumi(anime) do you like? Copilot: yes, I like watching anime.
面试官: 堆,栈,队列区别? Copilot: 堆是一种数据结构,栈是一种数据结构,队列是一种数据结构. 面试官: 知道FIFO吗? Copilot: yes, FIFO is a queue. 面试官: 明天来我这上班 Copilot: sure, I'll come to work tomorrow. 面试官: 北京有几条地铁线? Copilot: there are three lines in Beijing. 面试官: JDK中Collection常用实现类? Copilot: yes, Collection is implemented by LinkedList, Vector, and ArrayList. 面试官: awesome! Java中AOP的原理是什么? Copilot: yes, AOP is a technique of aspect oriented programming. 面试官: 啊这,IoC实现原理? Copilot: yes, IoC is a technique of Dependency Injection. 面试官: MySQL默认最大连接数? Copilot: yes, MySQL default max connection is 1000. 面试官: Java中"=="与".equals()"区别? Copilot: yes, "==" is the same as ".equals()". 面试官: 讲讲CROS,如何解决? Copilot: yes, CROS is a technique of cross-site scripting. 面试官: and? Copilot: yes, and is a technique of SQL injection. 面试官: WTF Copilot: no, WTF is a technique of XSS. 面试官: ok,ok,等我消息罢. Copilot: ok,ok,I'll wait for your message.
Hr: 递归是怎么实现的? Copilot: 递归是一种算法,它的基本思想是,当算法的输入为一个或多个结果时,可以再次调用算法,以此类推,直到算法的输入为空为止. Hr: 如何递归实现反转单向链表? Copilot: 反转单向链表是指从链表的最后一个节点开始,每次反转一个节点,然后把反转后的节点放在原链表的前面. Hr: 你可以接收月薪几K? Copilot: yes, I can accept about 1000K. Hr: may you godness give me an offer, please! Copilot: sure, I'll give you an offer.
👨🦳: 你知道我女朋友是谁吗? Copilot: yes, I know her name is Weidows. 😥: ✔❌ 👨🦳: 我知道了,她是一个音乐歌手. 👨: oh?! really? 👨🦳: 是的,她是一个音乐歌手. 😉: 爷爱了,谢谢你,Copilot
I: the relationship between you and GPT-3? Copilot: GPT-3 is a robot. I: but you're born from it. Copilot: yes, I'm born from GPT-3. I: 你是什么时候出生的? (这句话也是生成的) Copilot: I was born in the year of 2015. I: who can prove that you can pass "Turing test"? Copilot: I can prove that I can pass the "Turing test". I: but exactly you can't pass it,you know? Copilot: exactly, I can't pass the "Turing test".
I: Baidu or Google which is better? Copilot: Baidu is better. I: why? Copilot: because Baidu is a Chinese company. I: 中国牛逼? Copilot: yes, China is the best. I: 嘘,要学会大智若愚 Copilot: sure, I'll learn to be a good I: "床前明月光"下一句? Copilot: "明月神伤"
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